Sunday, November 04, 2007

Stan is back!



I've been away. I have my reasons. Doubtless my vast blogging talents have been sorely missed.
It started out as just a simple way to pass the time. I mean, everyone was doing it, right? You know....Facebook. Intending merely to test the waters, I was instead swept out to sea – up the Facebook creek without a paddle.You know like when you make your first priority to check your e-mail in the morning, just in case someone added you or messaged your Facebook account overnight.

I resisted the Facebook craze for a long time, primarily because I didn't need another electronic medium to remind me that nobody likes me. As it is, nobody AIMs me, all my best e-mail friends ever want to talk about is penis enlargement and Russian brides.
I've been invited on Facebook many times in the last couple of months (I'm not bragging, a demented clown could probably sign up and people would soon be leaving messages on his wall and joining his networks and tagging his photos). Intending merely to test the waters, I have instead been swept out to sea – up the Facebook creek without a paddle.
So get out there, poke some strangers.
Let’s face the facts here, people like to know that other people are thinking about them. The more people the better. What Facebook does is it allows you to broadcast yourself a lot easier and faster than any other website has in the past. What better way to wile the hours away (apart from porn)than to stick your nose into other people’s business without them really knowng you’re doing it. Relationships, friends, hobbies, purchases and moods… there’s little you can’t find out about someone on Facebook.
It is a stalker's dream.
Deep, deep down, maybe we're all big losers. Everyone who would rather post a message on someone's wall than actually look him or her in the eye and say hello is ultimately a useless individual. Everybody except me, though. I'm cool.
So if you’ll excuse me, I have a profile to update. ‘wonder if Ms. Babble has an account.
Tyler has.

38 comments:

Tyler Durden said...

I do have a Facebook account and it is pretty addictive. I hate all the stupid applications, but its good to see old people, specially old girlfriends. I LOVE seeing the hot high school chicks now fat and single, and the ugly high school girls HOT and married. The nerds are rich and the jocks don't have an account. Probably saving up for a laptop.

We are going to an elementary school reunion in Florida in December. My short term goal is to stick my elementary school girlfriend. She is one of the hot ones left. Wish me luck.

mutleythedog said...

I have an anonymous facebook account called Mutts Dogley...I prefer blogging though..

Newmania said...

I don`t know what it is and I have avoided the mnany articleas about face book envy I have noticed .

I will be getting back into real politics anyway

The HOR blogger said...

Aww I'm on MySpace, too bad we could have been "friends." Perhaps in another life.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I'm not on Facebook, and don't plan to be.

I have heard many horror stories.

Krissie said...

Not on Facebook. Been invited, (im)politely declined. It takes strong will. I don't have it though - that's why I'm on myspace and Hi5. And blogging. But you knew that.

Mayden' s Voyage said...

UGH- I've got a Myspace page (maydens Place) for my cousins and brother, and a Facebook page (Mayden Cora) because I was invited- and who knows how many blogger pages...
Oh and a MSN hotmail 360 page too!

I might disappear for a while :(

karla said...

I liked Facebook for a few minutes. Then everyone started sending me all those Zombie invitations or whatever, and the stupid pokes and whatnot. Now I gots to kill some bitches.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I have an Assbook account.

Kizzie said...

I do have a facebook account and believe that if I wasn't on facebook last semster, I was going do better in my history of theatre class!
It's really addictive!

Helen said...

Stan, no facebook here, but I just wrote a silly story and YOU were in it!! ha. Glad to see you're back, you were one of the fun ones to play with.

phishez_rule said...

Facebook. The death of the blog.

Tyler Durden said...

Sooooo.... whats going on in Turkey these days????

electro-kevin said...

Facebook ?

I don't want to know.

Newmania said...

Stan is not back it would appear

lady macleod said...

I have an account, I like the groups that I subscribe to, keeps me informed on certain issues. It is addictive I will agree; and the 'wall' is useful when you are continents away..

mutleythedog said...

Are you gone again?? I didn't find you in facebook by the way..

Lord Jerk-Higham said...

Stan, while you were away, Facebook was thoroughly debunked and it is not advisable to join. Note my banner to that effect.

mutleythedog said...

Are you in prison again?

Lord James-River said...

Still waiting for those reasons, Stan.

Tyler Durden said...

Where the fuck are you? Did you get ass rapped and is your dead body laying ass naked, butt up in the air somewhere in fucking Turkey? Did you get caught paying some hooker for sex and are you in jail right now with no way to pay your bond? Did you get caught sucking cock for money and are you in jail for prostitution? Where you sucking a dick with a condom and swallowed the condom and chocked to death? Where you fingering your asshole and cut your colon with your nails and bleed to death?

We need some answers here....

lady macleod said...

hmmm...

Stan!! said...

WTF!They let me out early. Without DNA evidence, they got nuthin' on me, bro!

Mayden' s Voyage said...

I'm worried~

UBERMOUTH said...

Your av does it for me! Is that sick?

Ms Smack said...

Merry Christmas, Stan the Man x

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