Thursday, September 06, 2007

He's a freak...Convict him.


The Phil Spector murder trial has been a freakin’ circus worthy of an appearance by Dyckerson himself. But before I dump a generous serving of crap on Phil....let me read the charge sheet.
For 25 years Phil Spector lived in a mansion in Beverly Hills. It was there that he masterminded his conquest of the pop charts in the 1960s and 1970s. It’s been 4 years since actress Lana Clarkson, a B-movie actress and model, was shot in the head in that same mansion. It was there that the Police found Spector hiding at the rear of his home, bloody and resisting arrest. He subsequently pleaded not guilty to second-degree murder. Spector claimed Clarkson shot herself. That sounds a bit unlikely.The prosecution case, i.e., that Spector killed Clarkson because she rejected the Viagra-fueled sexual encounter he had planned, does sound more plausible....
First of all, Phil Spector looks like a creepy murderer. No woman would sit in a foyer of a house- let alone Phil Spector's house (well, look at the guy)-and say I'm gonna end it here,with Phil's gun, oh and I'm gonna blow my teeth out and wreck my face while I'm doing it. According to suicide experts, people - especially women, never hurt their face in the process of suicide.Second, Spector has a rich track record as a violent misogynist. The New York Post's has detailed how this man treated women and the behavior he got away with for so long.Spector now plans to wed his 25-year-old fiancee if he escapes the murder rap (!)Yesterday, in his closing argument,Alan Jackson, the lead prosecutor, appealed to the jury to use their "common sense" in deciding whether or not Spector is guilty of the murder of Lana Clarkson.Whatever the Jury's verdict, it's clear Phil’s hair has been dead since the early 80’s. How the hell could any right-minded lawyer let their client repeatedly appear in court looking like a total asshole?I have to admit Phil's hair weave on the lower left ....remains a personal favourite.

33 comments:

electro-kevin said...

Of course, the OJ Simpson trial was a model of justice too.

You can't judge a man by his hair ! But then I don't have any !!!

I've never looked better than when I had it all razored back, women keep coming up and rubbing the back of my head like I'm a kid.

Ordovicius said...

Don't you just want to torch those wigs? With a flame-thrower? While Phil is wearing them?

Mayden' s Voyage said...

No question he's a freak...
I keep wondering what Lana was doing there with him- how did he get her to come over?
Ick...
I don't want to think about it.
I hope, if he's guilty, he gets a long prison sentence with some guys named Bubba and Junior.
His hair however- I'm thinking that's pretty much screwed already :)

Newmania said...

When I was a little loon
I had a hair weave
Only weave I've ever owned
Now I love you just the way I loved that hair weave
But only now my love has grown

And it gets stronger, in every way
And it gets deeper, let me say
And it gets higher, day by day

And do I love you my oh my
Yeh river deep mountain high
If I shot you would you die
Oh how I shot you you baby,
( baby, baby, baby)

When you were a young boy
Did you have a puppy
That always followed you around
Well I'm gonna be as faithful as that puppy
When they put you in the ground



And do I love you my oh my
Yeh river deep, mountain high
If I shot you you would you die
Oh how I love you baby,
( baby, baby, baby)



Yup Stan you have tame on the controversial subject of “ Is Phil Spector a eighteen carrot ocean going loon and on balance you feel he is “
I have a suspicion that you may just be right about that……good defence though isn1t it . Sorry officer but as I watched this man mugged himself and shot himself in the face …twice. Coo never seen the like …eh ?

Kitty said...

I don't know. I think he looks kinda hot as a blonde, even if he is a calculating, murderous cunt. Do they cook people in the chair in the fine state of California? I can't 'member.

If they do, I hope he gets to feel those wrists restraints sooner rather than later. I wonder if his hairs will look off frizzy like that picture when he is being electrocuted and is dying. Haha. Oh, Dark Kitty is here. Hurro.

Little Lamb said...

This is the first I heard of this Phil guy.

Jenny! said...

I like shaved heads....Electro sounds hot!

Our judicial system is a crock of shit...embarrassing...OJ was embarrasing and this is too!

What's your hair like Stan???

Kitty said...

stan!!'s hair is short and curly and surprisingly soft. he conditions 'down there' doncha baby?

all his haird are hawt. except his nasal ones. they are not hot. innit stan!!?

Sue said...

He should be locked up for having hair like that... end of.

Open Grove Claudia said...
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Mighty Dyckerson said...

If the hair doesn't fit, you must acquit!

Stan!! said...

EMERGENCY THREAD INTERVENTION
Well, there has been a tidal wave of speculation about Stan's hair in this thread So let me set the record straight. I have essentially maintained the "New Wave" 80s hair style consisting of short hair in the back and sides with very long hair in the front swooping over one eye. It looks pretty glamourous.And the chicks love it!
I will respond to all other non-hair related comments made so far in due course....

electro-kevin said...

Stan lives in Istanbul. When he says 'chicks' ... he means CHICKS ! And goats, and horses which run wild around those streets.

Stan!! said...

Nah, they shot the horses. A lot of cocks around though. Yes, the streets are alive with the sound of bleating. The Muslim festival of Ramadam kicks off next week to be followed by copious amounts of ritual slaughter around a month from now. The streets will flow with the blood of thousands of ovines...

electro-kevin said...

Was that famous song written in Istanbul ?

Ramadam - a - Ding - Dong.

Stan!! said...

I know that "Ramadama-ding-dong" a was a big hit in the fifties for Purple People Eater. More likely written in Illinois than Istanbul.

Sir James Robison said...

Bring back the Ronettes, I say.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Yes Stan, but what about the heavily buggered young man floating in Michael Barrymore's pool?

What are we to believe happened there?
A bout of dysentry?

Ellee said...

What's all that hair hiding, that's what we need to know. Scary...

Lucy said...

I like the fact that you have three seemingly "craZy" photos of Spector (as if there isn't a photo one could find of him not craZy.)

I had know idea the impact he has on popular music. His "wall of sound" dynamic was an essay question in my History of Rock and Roll class at university.

(And yes, I took a History of Rock and Roll class--and Ace'd it!!)

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

He does look awful, as you say, and that's interesting about suicides not disfiguring their faces in the process. I don't know enough about the case to comment further.

Miss Smack said...

He looks like a cross dressing pedophile to me. I bet she knew it, called him on it and he flew into a rage murdering her.

mutleythedog said...

Hes certainly a bit odd. Did he used to keep a Pub in Weymouth? That one down near the harbour front I think...

Newmania said...

Mighty Dickerson deserves praise for being funny.

Go Dickerson ha haha

Lindystar the HOR blogger said...

I have no idea who that guy is but but jesus enola gay who the fu** did his hair? I NEED some volume like that! What kind of styling product can get it that big and looking so manageably soft?

Stan!! said...

Electro-Kev,
OJ was innocent. He was the victim of a vast conspiracy engineered by Whitey. Did ya know Simpson played golf with President Clinton in California, three weeks before the murders? Think about it.
Ordovicus,
No, I covet those wigs.
Mayden,
I know some guys named Bubba and Junior. I'll ask them to drop by your blog.
Newmsie,
I've said it before but I'll say it again. You are touched....by genius.
Kitty,
Phil be diggin' the ole wrists restraints, me thinks.
Lambie,
You have led a sheltered existence.
Suey, Kitty, Jenny, Claudia,
You can taste my hair any time you like.

Stan!! said...

Sir James,
The lead singer of the Ronettes was married to ole Phil for a time. She lived to tell the tale. In fact, she wrote a best-selling book about the experience that is Phil Spector...
Crushed,
Barrymore is an innocent man. Everyone knows that...
Ellee,
The fella's as bald as....Electro-Kevin.

Stan!! said...

Lucy,
You studied a History of Rock and Roll class at university. Was that Dyckerson University?
Welshcakes,
If he looks bad now, think what a couple of years in the slammer will do to him...
Miss Smack,
You could be on to something there, my dear.
Mutley,
You mean the rough one?
Newmsie,
Dyck's a gem, isn't he?
Miss Hor,
The quality of the clientele pleasuring my blog with their presence just keeps on rising.I'm truly blessed to see ya here, D.
You need volume? heh, heh,heh.

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Guilty!!

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