Saturday, September 29, 2007

Blowing my own trumpet!


Well, it's about freakin' time. Finally, Stan gets a modicum of recognition, a little time in the prime time, up there with the swinging dicks, the big boys of blogging, yes, this most distinguished, very deep blog, is officially rated as no 164 in the Top 500 of British political blogs and no 84 in the Top 100 UK Centre-Right blogs. I have absolutely no idea why this is the case. I’m totally bewildered in fact...but I’ll tell ya this: I’m mildly aroused by the musky scent of success. I am pleasured to be sandwiched between some of the main figures of British political blogging....

You see I’ve been ranting my ass off for nearly a year here. I’ve sprayed you with wisdom about everything from Polish politics to poon, from the Pope to poop...with no monetary reward or sexual favours (apart from Kitty) having been exchanged or even suggested by any of you people. God knows I am disappointed. But from now on make a note: this blog is a fully-fledged quality blog, a premier political blog. Don’t you ever forget it. Thus, I’d like to thank all the little people- I appreciate your unstinting support.....I think I'll go and lie down in a darkened room now.

25 comments:

mutleythedog said...

I think it is because of your contributions to the world of... well... er?... Ahem! A well deserved award no doubt. Well done anyway!

Mayden' s Voyage said...

Yeahhh- Bravo!
:)

Kitty said...

wow stan!!! good for you petal. successful blogging makes me squishy baby.

Newmania said...

You have a real talent for it Stan, if you had the time or inclination you could easily be a "top" blogger...not that any sane man should give a fuck.

I have been looking at Pickled politcs which works well by having a number of contributors but one editor . I wondred if we part time bloggers might come up with a coordinated attack.

I suppose its of the nature of right wing bloging that its like herding cats though

Little Lamb said...

Atta way Stan!

phishez_rule said...

Congratulations. After all that excitement I think that you don't just need a lie down. you need a bex and a good lie down.

Stan!! said...

Mr Mutley,
Thank you much. I see you are in the list too.
Mayden,
Indeed.
Kitty,
Who's your daddy?
Newmania,
I have no talent for it.Yes, let's come up with a coordinated attack.

Stan!! said...

LL,
It's good to know you're right behind me.
phisez,
Admirable words of good sense. Thank you.

Mighty Dyckerson said...

I hate to burst your bubble, but there are only 165 British political blogs.

Stan!! said...

Bubble burst. Stan is deflated. All is lost.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Congrats, Stan :)

You are right, you have a very deep blog.

Stan!! said...

Thanks Crushed. Not even I can rival you in the deep stakes.

electro-kevin said...

Well done, Stan.

Was that your cock over at Phishez BTW ?

In which case - double well done !

Stan!! said...

Thank you, Kevin. Alas, Mrs Stan wouldn't hear of my participation in the gallery of schlongs extravaganza.She can be funny like that...

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Stan sweetie...do you know how many I had to slee...I mean persuade to vote for you?

Lots...Okay, they were going to vote for you anyway. But hey...good times, right?

Stan...seriously, I'm so proud of you. You rock! And I think rockers are so sexy. Ciao honey.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Deep or Nuts- the Jury is still out on that.

Newmania said...

I`m still thinking about a team effort Stan...I will present proposals in a stunning power point presentation in due course

Lord Higham-Johnson said...

I've always recognized you, Stan.

Helen said...

I wouldn't think with your new net-lebrity status that you would need to blow your own trumpet, love.

lady macleod said...

Congratulations. Your humility is only topped by your hubris, and well done there.

Mu Tai Dong said...

The President Shrub sings and has rules for that running about a kind of muscial instrument stringed by cats??

Praguetory said...

Atta boy. Congrats on your success and also on attracting so many women to your blog.

Stan!! said...

Lady Macleod,
Delighted, I'm sure. Pride before a fall?
Mu Tai dong,
I have no idea what you are on about but it sounds jolly impressive.Keep up the good work, old chap.
Prague Tory,
Indeed. Many thanks. Congrats to you ole man. you're a grade A blogger not like us tragic part-timers. And how is Mrs Prague Tory treating you?

Sue said...

Wow, I never knew anyone famous before....
*chants*
"we're not worthy, we're not worthy"

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