Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Politician porks hooker




No, Bill Clinton is not involved. It's all very sordid and involves a member of the Italian Parliament, Cosimo Mele. Mele, a married man with four kids, was caught out after a prostitute with whom he spent the night at a luxury Rome hotel overdosed on cocaine and had to be taken to hospital.
The prostitute, Francesca Zenobi, pictured above, has told investigators that the 50-year-old MP supplied her and a girlfriend who joined them at the hotel with the drugs.She also told them Mele failed to help her when she fell ill, an accusation which could complicate the MP’s position. Mele, who has campaigned in the past on the need to “defend our Christian values and identity”, has also been an advocate of drug-testing for members of the Italian Parliament.
What were you thinking of Cosimo, my man.....

41 comments:

Sean Jeating said...

*smile*
Not to repeat my thoughts according Signor Mele, I do invite you to read this post, dating from Augsut 1st.:
http://tetrapilotomie.blogspot.com/2007/08/victim-of-loneliness.html

Miss Smack said...

Politicians are still men and at the end of they day, men want to get their dick wet. I'm not surprised!

Newmania said...

Ha ha ..love the smack summary. Stan you are getting ho obsessed . is it Christmas round here become someones going .....
HO HO HO HO

?

I`ll get my coat

Jenny! said...

Oh, well...its not like that hasn't happened before in politics! It's only news if their famous...but how many men stick their cocks in STD infested cunt every day!

Mistress Empyrean said...

It's one thing to be a man and have your needs and fun, but it's another thing to have your entire public persona and employment revolve around an ideology you could care less about. That's just shite.

Helen said...

That's the truth of it, mistress e, don't tout an ideology that's impossible to adhere to when you're randy and wicked. Hilarious post, Stan... was wondering if it was going to be your place or mine first...heh heh

Stan! said...

Jenny,
I wanna rinse your mouth out with
a Chlorhexidine based mouthwash or perhaps some freshly-fallen frost. Listen, cup cake, the standard term of reference for the vagina on my blog is "poon". I accept no other.

So Smack, Mistress and Helen, its the jettisoning of ideology and a vacated moral high ground that we object to....not the actual extracurricular porking, which of course is inevitable, if not necessarily desirable, in the adult male Well, that's good to know....
Helen,
I was thinking more of the elevator, my fragrant scarlet carnation.

Kitty said...

he was thinking about poon stan

Kitty said...

i can't stop thinking that about my extremely hot therapist.

he is an italian and a devouted member of the god squad. i figured this put him in the 'not a chance basket'.

sometimes when he is crapping on with pyschology-related claptrap that is boring, i do think about him busting out some coke and doing lines of my stomach while pleaded with me to shag him senseless... maybe, just MAYBE it could happen!!!

*pray pray*

Jenny! said...

Poon...got it!

Stan! said...

Kitty,errrrrrrrrrrr ...you've finally dropped in to talk poon. We have so much in common,my sweet cheeked petunia. But it would be a terrible thing if your God-fearing therapist succumbed to the pleasures of the flesh.To save the poor fellas soul, I'll gladly step in, bust out some coke and do lines all over your stomach...and elsewhere besides....
I`m starting to get this funny feelin` down under!

Stan! said...
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Stan! said...

Jenny,
Show it!

Newmania said...

Stan
Have you got a harem going down here then ? I have a horribke feeling I know what my role will be ....

Stan! said...

N, I love 'em all equally and show favouritism to none.It's difficult to keep them in line....'takes a firm hand.

Helen said...

Yes, yes, but some of the harem trollops like a firm go around over more "serious" issues.

**pauses to consider how terribly dirty that sounds**

So feel free to post further political thought, I'll get you started...

"And then Carl Rove bailed while polishing the brass rail Bush's cowboy boots were resting on..."

I was really surprised to make it out of the cab with my panties on...

Stan! said...

Helen, my fragrant scarlet carnation...
Some of my "trollops" require more stimulation than others.
Well, well, I thought W was a God-fearing Christian man. I had no idea that he coveted anything other than Rove's brain.
Hun, panties are so nineties. Personally, I am underwear-free from June to October (when the weather chills somewhat)....

Newmania said...

Good grief IT...I mean "Stan" has turned into a rooster.

mutleythedog said...

What exactly did he do wrong I wonder? I have done much worse things I think, and in public.... They get Mr Mele and we had Jeffrey Archer who gave a Ho a load of cash because he didn't sleep with her... blimey its a funny world. Can I apply to become Italian and a therapist...

Stan! said...

Mr Mutley,
She is already spoken for...

Jenny! said...

Ask Dyck for a copy of the pictures!

Stan! said...

Jenny,
With you its always Dyck this and Dyck that! You're Dyck fixated.

Kitty said...

Mutleythedog - sometimes my therapist says some pointless Italian saying to emphasis some idea he is trying to get into my poon and pecker obssessed head.

I have told him not, for one I don't speak Italian, and two because the moment he starts, my poon gets slick, contracts and tingles and I have to hold onto the back of my chair or I worry I'll just slide right off it.

But you know, he keeps doing it. He knows it makes my nipples hard. Do you think this means he wants to fuck me silly? Or he's just a bit dim?

Oh by the way I see a therapist because I am a little bit preoccupied with fornicating. But you probably knew that already. Stan! does, that is why he lurks my site, in case he misses me mentioning poon.

Jenny! said...

I can't help that I like Dyck!

Stan! said...

This talk of poon and pecker obsession is turning Stan's blog into a blog of ill repute...not that I'm complaining. It's just I wish there was a way I could help these young women return to the path of righteousness. Suggestions?

Kitty said...

what does righteousness mean?

Stan! said...

Well, my little lioness in heat,
Righteousness refers to the "right" use of a firm, flexed tongue for circling of the clitoris, and the "right" use of a limber, flat tongue for more general roaming in the valley of poon. Got it?

Kitty said...

*sliding off my chair*

*are you italian and a therapist?*

Stan! said...

Nope,
I just know my way around down under....

Kitty said...

*sigh*

mutleythedog said...

Hay!! any room for a threesome? I have very flexible limbs...and morals..

Stan! said...

I suppose we might fit you in, Mr Mutley.

Newmania said...

I suppose we might fit you in, Mr Mutley.

I`d be careful about fitting Mr. Mutley in Stan.

Jenny! said...

Ohhh, I want to be 4th! Can I show you my definition of righteousness???

Stan! said...

N,
I'm not all that keen, actually.

Jenny!
Would your definition of righteousness involve anal beads by any chance?

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

If he hadn't have been such a hypocrite, then it really shouldn't matter.

The law is in ass on both subjects in most countries.

Jenny! said...

Maybe!

Dyck!! said...

Geez, if you're going to screw a prostitute, at least pay the extra money for a good-looking one.

Stay away from Jenny!

Kitty said...

when is this threesome going to START? im gettin cold lying here waiting for you pussies to stop scratching each others eyes out and get on with it.

Stan! said...

Dyck, I bow to your superior knowledge on the question of hookers but that chick does nothing for me either. I sense a threat there re:Jenny!....'guess I'd better take to the hills.

Kitty, my little lioness in heat,
I thought I might woo you before penetrating the Valley of Poon. I like to gradually build up sexual tension by concentrating on erotic zones of the head, neck and breasts before heading for harbour, and even then try not to dock too soon.....

Lilith said...

"Cunt" is so much more sexy and evocative than "poon". I know it has a derogatory meaning too (splendidly useful to deal with people like B-ruin and B-liar) but for me poon is just too twee.