Monday, August 20, 2007

The politician and the lap dancers



Confounding his image as a squeaky clean, church-going family man, Australian opposition leader,Kevin Rudd has been forced to admit that he paid a visit to a strip club called Scores during a boozy night out in New York in 2003. Some of the ladies from Scores are pictured above-I've done my research.
Rudd has also been forced to deny claims that he had been cautioned by the club's bouncers for touching the strippers (!) He said he did not have a "completely clear recollection" of whether there were semi-naked women in the club or what they were doing(!)
Rudd also said he expected to "take a belting in the opinion polls" as a result of the revelation. Feedback to The Courier-Mail's website suggests, however, this attack on the Opposition Leader may have backfired. Of 450 responses, about 70 per cent were in Mr Rudd's favour, many claiming the strip club visit showed the Labor leader was "human".Even the Australian Christian Lobby managing director Jim Wallace has said people should remember that no one is perfect. That sounds about right to me...Does anybody really care what Rudd did? Should they?

38 comments:

Kitty said...

As a little Aussie Kitten and staunch hater of the Labor Party, I can honestly say that Rudd getting frisky with the lap dancers on a tax payer funded jaunt only endears him to me. I couldn't vote for a man who didn't like poon.

I do hope it was a few of MY tax dollars that he slipped into a g-string or two. Bravo Mr Rudd, you're still a nasty little cocksucker and I won't be voting for you because if I did my father would order an immediate honour killing.

Kitty said...

I don't read Cosmo! I don't read any magazines in fact. There's too many words and not enough pictures.

Stan! said...

Good on yer, mate!I can't imagine John Howard spending his time perving over nekkid wimenz.
Oh, Greek dads are into the honour killing thing as well, eh? As for reading, forget Cosmo and stick to porn. Wavey must have a stash somewhere....

mutleythedog said...

I guess its kinda surprising as a activity for any politician. I can't imagine any of our leaders boozing it up like that though they might act to reach out to sex workers and to other members of the stripping community, be they black or white, gay or straight...

Kitty said...

I certainly CAN see little Johnnie have a good spank over some dirty who-wer. That is why I vote for him, and also because Dad says I have to. I don't know if it's a Greek thing, or just a "my dad" thing. He has always been fiercely strict on me. Look how well that shit turned out eh? I don't need Wavey's porn, its crap. My porn is much more filthy. My porn scares him.

Stan! said...

Poor old Wavey- a wife with porn filthier than his own- he must be traumatized. Living in fear. I don't think....

Newmania said...

Jeeez that Kitty is frolicsome . I haven`t been to a lap dancing place for ages but the last time I did was pretty damn good .

I reckon women don1t mind the occassional jaunt . Its better than the receptionist for quiet drink.the New Statesman is very keen on this Milky bar Kid..I like the sound of the curent administration.

Did you know Oz taxes are as high as ours and their troop vcommitment is only about1600. Token stuff.

What a fuss, its a much wetter country than they would have us believe

Kitty said...

it is where i live darlin

i was making a fool of myself in a lap dancing establisment a couple of months back. i was off the leash for the first time since having sprog #2 and was making up for it in spades.

lap dancers always let us dirty girls touch them. Haaarharhahaha. Reason #1 I love being a chick.

Stan! said...

Newmania,
fuck the New Statesman.
Kitty, my sweet cheeked petunia, is withholding marital duties just now. So things could be a little less damp than usual. Indeed, a short dry spell is expected.

"lap dancers always let us dirty girls touch them"
Stan has wood just thinking about it....

finallyonmyway said...

well thank fuck he has a human bone in him after all.... personally i couldnt give a flying fuck if he visited said club on a weekly basis... unless of corse theres an extremely hot grotty story that would get my engine revving.. then of corse i'd want to know ;o)

Kitty said...

Stan! - they do! all women lap dancers or not like it when pretty lezzie girls like me want to paw at their bodies.

I have a lezzo shag at the moment ACTUALLY. I haven't blogged about her cause she is a dirty ho bag cheatin' on her missus.

Wavey is delighted.

Newmania said...

Kitty are you telling me that you have been to a lap dancing place and in Saphic delight groped the dancers ...

I will have to have alook at your blog !!

Stan! said...

Finallyonmyway,
So Kevin Rudd's got a bit of human bone in him, eh?
'have to say I was hoping for more sordidness to emerge from this story....preferably, with photographic evidence. I react better to visual stimuli.

Kitty,
Watch out, this is a respectable, family blog.Poor Wavey'll end up in an early grave livin' with a hoe like you.I also don't hold out much hope of your therapist living a long or fruitful life ...

Stan! said...

Kitty,
I linked to you, babe. Check out the exact words I used for the link, down below to the right a bit(!)
xxxStan.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I don't suppose you followed the bizarre story of Tommy Sheridan and the Scottish Socialist Party?

Where a party tore itself apart and out of Holyrood for the daftest of reasons.

Jenny! said...

You aren't supposed to touch strippers....why hasn't anyone told me that before?

Kitty said...

stan! - baby i so honoured. i will email you a PDF of The Rules of Womans so that you know just how disgusting I will get and just how much power you wield over my inferior mind.

jenny - those bitches love it when hot lezzies wanna feel their nipples. its just mother nature at work, she is a big ol ho bag too.

Kitty said...

Get your bum over to my site. STAT.

Dyck!! said...

I wonder...are the "opinion polls" pink and covered in fur??

Stan! said...

My sweet cheeked petunia,
You've made an old hornbag very happy. I hope Wavey won't mind now that you and you have been joined in virtual matrimony. When do I get a cyber servicing?
Mr Crushed,
Exactly. Tommy Sheridan's living on the wild side did manage to kill off an entire political party in the blink of an eye.
Dyck,
Wasn't your mother a stripper?

Kitty said...

Apparently Rudd's sister in law is/was/will be a stripper.

Who fuckin cares?

Kitty said...

Cyber servicing when you're ready big boy

Newmania said...

coo its getting hot in here

Jenny! said...

Can you too get it on and take pictures of the nasty?

Stan! said...

Jenny!!!!!!!
Long- distance intercourse is a complex challenge. Our lurve has yet to be consummated. And Kitty's "real" husband (who I plan to have gunned down) just confiscated my sweet cheeked petunia's web cam. I remain frustrated....

Newmania said...

a journo. Debauched depravity comes easily to me. And I have met a lot of politicos. Especially Red Ken. I shall say no more....


Gah... how annoying

Kitty said...

Stan! - you are sweet to arrange a crime of passion. i tingle.

Welshcakes Limoncello said...

No, it endears him to me too. Better than having a sordid affair in which everybody gets hurt.

Dyck!! said...

Don't make me whack you with my bumbershoot.

Keshi said...

** many claiming the strip club visit showed the Labor leader was "human".

I so agree. Imagine John Howard in a strip club!

Keshi.

Lucy said...

Yeah, SCORES isn't far from where I live. I think there are actually two locations in New York City.

Hey, Stan, where have you been? I miss your brash and ribald commentary, you libertarian, you!

Stan! said...

Newmania,
I provide a top-knotch service and am much in demand...
Welshcakesalina,
Agreed. Mr Rudd was just eyeing the goods. Nothing was partaken of or imparted to.
Kitty, my Aussie Aphrodite,
Wavey will be well taken care of(!). I plan to have him kidnapped by Ms Smack and confined to her dungeon of love in Adelaide.
Tingle? First, the sweat will begin to roll off your face. Then it will trickle down from your armpits.Then I'll start to rub ice all over your booty.Slowly, gently I will stroke your warm skin, my fingers moving lightly at first, and then slower, harder..(to be continued)
Dyck,
My bumbershoot is larger....
Keshi,
A glance at your blog leads me to believe that you and I are on a similar wavelength...
Lucy,
So you like my ribaldry,huh? That's what they all say. Ever seen the inside of Scores? 'just wonderin' and all.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I always lived in hope that Tony would be caught on camera with a ladyboy, but it never happened.

Would have been funny though.

Stan! said...

After a life sentence of servicing Cherie, I think the nation would have shown a forgiving attitude to our erstwhile premier. Of course, the youthful TB disgraced himself in all sorts of ways while up at Fettes.

Helen said...

Stan, one of Mr. H's friends gave him a T-shirt from Scores, and the man wore it to a fishing tournament (which he subsequently won) and his pic (in said lewd T-shirt) was plastered across the internet (well, the obscure site that only other such people visit) and the local newspaper. Why don't men think about these things?

Keshi said...

good to know that. but wuts ur surname? ;-)

Keshi.

Colin Campbell said...

Well the Australian public voted virtually through the polls being run and his ratings went up. So no dramas mates and matesses.

Just don't mess with my mortgage payment and he will be right. Mate.

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