Monday, February 12, 2007

The Modesty of Princess Tony


Tony has a plan. It is, as über nuLabour loyalist, Jackie Ashley writes “A far-advanced, detailed plan for his life after Downing Street, which he hopes will keep him in the spotlight” and wait for it... “save his reputation”(!). Jackie wants us to know that the Plan “has been quietly worked on for 18 months” Whats more, “Key meetings this very week will take it forward”. It’s going to mean a lot of travelling for TB post-Downing Street and he’ll have to forgo the lecture circuit and the corporate boardroom for a higher cause.You have to admit, that despite everything, Blair has appeared to be very pleased with himself of late.
Actually, it’s a modest kind of plan for a modest kind of guy. Mission Blair involves nothing less…..than saving the planet from global warming. TB will deploy his global links, especially in the US, to broker a “Kyoto 2” agreement. Or at least thats what the Dear Leader appears to have in mind.
As Jacky herself puts it “There will be hoots of derision in many quarters” That I would humbly argue is putting it mildly. Blair cannot broker the follow up to Kyoto outside government. On whose authority would he be negotiating? Under what conditions would he be functioning and to whom would he be answerable?Dream on Tone. Less than a fifth of Britons see Prime Minister Tony Blair as "honest and straightforward," according to a poll released last week. It's very likely many world leaders take a similar view of Blair.
TB seems (realistically enough) to have given up any hope of a “legacy” and has now settled on a vanity project instead. How the mighty have fallen...The self-styled 'First Lady of Great Britain' at least seems to have opted for more worldly concerns post-No 10.

12 comments:

CityUnslicker said...

I can see stunning parallels between balir's new agenda and the beckham's.

Both thinking thei can sell their faciel schtick to gormless Amercians.

Yanksa re not the richest people on Earth becuase they are dupes so I look forward to both getting found out in short order.

Shotgun said...

This man is deluded and needs genuine help.

The Yanks, once he is out of power, will ignore him except to welcome him to their bosoms as a pal...and nothing else. Freinds of mine in the US who loved him, now think he is as much as a cunt as I think...since I sent them the links to all the shite on him.

He is hoping he will stay in the limelight, but the final analysis, which will come quickly after he finally decides to vacate number 10 and his inner coterie disperses as it will inevitably, will see him labelled weak and incompetent, and no amount of wishful thinking will save him from that.

Finally...DARLING I'M HOME!!!

My blog is coming back now that my connection in the home office is up and running again! And I have been saving blogs so lots to do and catch up on!

Guthrum said...

Well I just wish he would get on with sitting on the right hand of God, and get out of Fuhrerbunker and let the rest of us off the hook.

Newmania said...

..as John Gielgud said of Claude Rains...he failed and went to America...

There is a book deal in place according to Private Eye. I hjavebeen saying for ages that Bl;air was only in it for the money now

Peter Hitchens said...

Surely he will just ascend to heaven and give god a hand?

Peter Hitchens said...

*note to self* read other postings before posting

Newmania said...

Your blog is getting abit of recognition IT ...the pressurre is on now.

istanbultory said...

Indeed, Newmania. It warms the cockles of my heart to see such a rich assortment of bloggers visiting chez moi.

Anonymous said...

We only came to see if Tim has been

Guthrum said...

Who is Tim ;-)

Shotgun said...

Is Tim tha whining cunt?

grumpy said...

Come on you fellers, you realise you're committing blasphemy here! it's God who will be sitting on Tony's right hand.