Friday, January 19, 2007

Arise the Mahatma Broon


While Beezelebub himself would find it hard to compete with the evil-doing of “Blair of Arabia”, Gordo has gone all visionary and touchy-feely during his current passage to India. Yesterday, after strewing rose petals and laying a wreath at the spot where Gandhi was cremated in Delhi, Gordo spoke in almost human, non-robotic terms.He declared his distinctly modest vision of the sort of Prime Minister he intends to be. Speaking to journalists after paying his respects to the Mahatma, he said: "I could never compare myself to Gandhi (but you know he does really)and all the other heroes of mine but I do take inspiration from the way they dealt with the challenges they found."
I find it hard to imagine that Broon intends to abandon Western ways, adopt vegetarianism, and take a vow of celibacy. Will we get to see Gordo dressed in a loincloth and shawl made of handspun khaddar?
‘ not really the done thing in Kirkcaldy, I should imagine…
And I seriously doubt if anyone is going to buy into the idea that the tin man of British politics has suddenly developed human tendencies, after all those years of sullen brooding, conspiring and number-crunching at HM Treasury. Oh, come off it Gordon. People are not easily fooled by this kind of dewey-eyed moralising, packaged sentiment, playing to the cameras-thing anymore. And you can blame your boss for that…..

11 comments:

Newmania said...

Well done IT this as the very story that I squeaked at but it gets better. He claims also to have been inspired by Margaret Thatcher.
Inspired to wring his own neck perhaps .
The reinvention of|Broon is going on on many fronts and it is essential he is not allowed to get away with it.

Everyhting he says on this pointless trip is for domestic consumption and I am going to mine his previous remarks about Mrs. T

Well done you!!!

The Devil's rectum said...

Blair again refused to endorse Gordon Brown, but said he was in "no doubt" that "those who will take on the mantle of leading the party into the next election do indeed want New Labour to remain New Labour. Gordon must be well miffed.

Tejus Ramakrishnan said...

lol.. funny thing is.. most people actually fall for such lies.. if they are repeated often enough.. as goebbels said repeat a lie a thousand times and people will start to believe itz true..

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Serf said...

Off Topic

We await your view on the murder of Hrant Dink

istanbultory said...

I just heard about it. It is, of course, all very disturbing. But a shock- no, not really. Dink had been threatened in the past. For those who don't know, Hrant Dink, a leading Turkish-Armenian writer, was one of dozens of writers who have been charged under laws against insulting Turkishness. Ahead of elections, the tension is rising here. For Turkey's EU supporters, it's a bit of a wake up call to the fact that this is not a European political culture. There is no reform movement here anymore- it's all ground to a halt....

CityUnslicker said...

we can only hope Brown has more of these 'Hague baseball cap' moments.

Voyager said...

So it's Gandhi and Jimmy Maxton now is it ?

He's obviously watched Attenborough's movie........get him on to The Railway Children and we can have steam trains back !

Ellee said...

Thank you for your support, much appreciated.

Peter Hitchens said...

Like Ghandi
the cunt gets my goat but not my vote.
apologies to mrs istanbul, your husband mixes with some real low lives online.

C4' said...

Brown has more in common with Nazi Martin Bormann than Mahatma Gandhi